If your mother told you about things likes this she's probaby sitting on death row!

Short stories, including actual statements and confessions gathered over a career of dealing with the lowest forms of human life.
When you deal in tragedy, many of the funniest and most human sides of life are exposed.  Innocent people (in my words) have been as hard to find as a hope chest in a waterfront cathouse.

"Funny and enlightening, but the author my have to change his name and leave the state once this publication hits the streets."
The Hon. Judge R.H. Bielstein
Richmond/Fort Bend County, Texas

"An old cop's book. Rought and unvarnished.  Fast moving and very entertaining."
Breck Porter, Editor
Galveston County Police News

"I usually don't think things are funny unless someone gets killed, maimed or at least highly inconvenienced.  I truly enjoyed this book."
Sgt. M.D. Beale
Houston Robbery (Retired)

Published by:
Black Dog Swamp Publishing Company
P.O. Box 484, Rosharon, Texas 77583

To order this book:
www.homicidalhumor.com